My dream man

So, I’ve been wrought with conflict over the last 6 weeks... conflict, confusion, craziness… I’ve had all of these freaky weird situations come up where I’m being hit on by all the wrong kind of men… and (seriously unbeknownst to me) have been pretty much flirting with any man, woman or child within reach.
Where is this all coming from? My theory is that my recent plan of Fabulosity (which has been going more slowly than expected, but its still going strong) has ignited a sense of confidence that hasn’t been unleashed in a while... like YEARS. Let’s be honest, HWSNBN did a fine job at stomping me down and crushing my spirit. From convincing me that I’m a shitty singer, to the fact that I’m ugly, to… well, you get the picture. No need to re-live it. Well, I’ve had this new sense of confidence and that has translated into me APPARENTLY going buck wild in the flirting department and its caused a whole heap of trouble. From the Fedora situation (which I DO NOT want to discuss, thank you) to the WRONG people hitting on me (seriously, you’re my friend, back the eff off) to just a whole lot of other stupidity on my behalf.

So, after a chat with a good friend, I really took a look at who I want as my future mate… and I came to a startling conclusion. I think that what I want is possibly unattainable! UNATTAINABLE!!! I seriously and honestly want a hybrid combo of Will Scheuster from GLEE and Eric Northman from True Blood. Let me break it down for you, and by the way, all of the following characteristics are REQUIREMENTS:

Will Schuester:
• Loyal, kind, loving, compassionate, loyal (yup, got that one in there twice), genuine, loves children, dorky, somewhat insecure at times, sweet, tender and probably the most important of all... LOVES TO BREAK OUT INTO SONG AT VARIOUS POINTS THROUGHOUT THE DAY (hello!  Thats SO me!)

Eric Northman:
• Evil, diabolical (similar, but not the same), perverted, HOT, egotistical and probably KILLER in bed  (again, that's SO me! - kidding, but I'm up for the challenge)

How do these 2 people fuse together into the perfect man for me? I"M NOT SURE ITS possible, but its what I want. Unfortunately, I have a strong desire and tendency to go pick off the low hanging fruit, which is the Eric Northman’s of the world… and I understand that these are not real people. 
… To hope, to dream.