Friday, March 19, 2010

Burning Down My Family Tree

My oh so darling middle sister, Medusa, decided to take on the task of researching our family tree... she had the nerve to send out a chart of all of the relatives she so diligently tracked... along with their marital status, spouses and children listed.  (pause for the vomit coming up in my mouth) there he was... He who shall not be named.. and our marriage date... then a discreet (div) next to it.

DIV?  That's all I get for putting up with this piece of garbage and finally leaving him?  A discreet little (div)?   There are other 3 letter words that I think would be more appropriate... how about (ASS) or (Vile Creature of the Night Who Should Die of Gonnorhea and ROT IN HELL)... Hmmm, thats a little more than 3 letters..

Let it be known, that I think that divorces where children were not involved and evil trolls were spouses should be expunged from the records... Make it happen, Medusa.

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